This is one my all time favourite Seinfeld moments: when Kramer gets banned from the local fruit store for trying to return a bad peach. Jerry is left to buy the fruit on Kramer’s strange list for him and it is very, very funny! I work in a fruit/vegetable department at a supermarket so I find it particularly amusing how Kramer doesn’t want to have to resort to buying his fruit at the supermarket because ‘the apples are mealy, the oranges are dry, I don’t know what’s going on with the papayas!’ It’s also funny how picky Kramer is with his fruit, wanting avocados that are soft, but not too soft, and plums ‘that are red on the inside’! This is exactly how customers are when they buy their fruit, Seinfeld nailed this one.
Spring Valley Banana and Mango nectar. Doesn’t that sound amazing? Well that’s because it is. I get one of these every chance I get, and under the lid is always a ‘liddle fact’. I looked them up on the internet and found a list so I thought I’d share them with you, as some are pretty interesting! For best post satisfaction, this should be read with an ice cold bottle of mango and banana nectar, or whatever it is you like to drink. Did you know that Jupiter spins so fast that there is a new sunrise nearly every ten hours? No, of course you didn’t. But you do now! Impress your loved ones with more of these zany facts!
1: Some bamboo species grow 91cm per day.
2: Mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
3: Emus and Kangaroos cannot walk backwards.
4: Cats have over one hundred vocal cords.
5: Children grow faster in the spring.
6: You can only fold a single piece of paper in half 7 times.
7: The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime.
8: There are 1 million ants for every person in the world.
9: The longest distance flown by one bird was 26,000km, by a common tern.
10: The woodland frog is the only animal to survive after its been frozen.